Again, What the Republicans/Repulsicans/Rebooblicans Need To Do

It is Leap Year.  It is that one year in every four when we add an odd 29th day to February, pushing back Spring an unwanted twenty-four more hours of Winter.  That day should be given to June, because generally speaking, June is the best month of the year, anyway.  Of course, that would really gunk up that "Thirty days hath September, blah, blah, blah" ditty. Of course, it could be rewritten so the rhyme of  "we assign...twenty-nine" would be something about "June...a Summertime boon."
Leap Year is also that year, here in America, when the first Tuesday after the first Monday in November takes on a very special significance.  That is the day when we elect someone to take on the used to be revered and respected responsibilities of the office of President of the United States.  But asinine idiots like Lying Lincoln, the Rulers Roosevelt, Leninist Lyndon, Jerkhead Jimmy Communistic Carter, babe raping Bill, and our 'black' half-breed, baseborn, Bolshevik buffoon Baracka have served well to diminish the devotion that the office is supposed to engender.
 
  This Leap Year is especially special, in that we are guatnteed to elect a whole new President, as the present President is no longer eligible.  That's not to say that he was ever eligible in the first place.  Spotty evidence presented over the years only convinces me that there is as good a chance that he dropped out of his Mary Magdalen mother's vagina onto the dusty plains of Kenya during a family vacation during July and August 1961, so that his politically prominent, Muslim Marxist father could pick him up, hold him up and offer him up to the sun gods or whomever as ruler of the world, as there is of him actually being birthed in an Honolulu hospital.  As I said, we are Constitutionally guaranteed that his reign of ruin ends next January 20th.  But it will not surprise, or even shock me, if he finds a way to circumvent the 22nd Amendment, so as to set himself up as the Royal Ruler of the Non-Republic.
Leap Year is the one in every four, when many, if not most Americans, and assuredly not every American pay some attention to Federal politics.  It is when this eighth and last generation Son of the American Revolution, and part time pundit of politics imparts his wit and wisdom, garnered from surviving seven different decades in an ever evolving, or perhaps devolving United Sates of America.
As I have in the past, I shall once again opine and put forth my learned recommendations of whom should represent conservative Republican ideals in the upcoming election and what should be done with the remaining candidates.  Many of the candidates are good people and could serve the country well in  Cabinet positions in the new administration.  Let's start with the governors.
Jeb Bush, George Pataki and Rick Perry need to go the hell back home and disappear. 
Bush, is so ashamed of his family name and its Presidential legacy that he runs his campaign on a first name only basis, which I'm sad and sorry to say, is a ridiculous first name.  It might as well be Jethro or Bubba.  His ardent advocacy for The Common Core program is an obvious indication that he is in no discernible way, conservative.
Pataki is just another New York lawyer turned career politician, with an 'R' after his name which obviously stands for RINO.  Though a fairly well perceived three term governor, he wouldn't be enough to turn his state from Hitlary or Sanders.  On the outside chance that he might, he might be put forth as the EPA Director. Though uber liberal on environmental issues, including global warming, he could be useful under the directive to demote the EPA from Cabinet level status to one of a division within the new Department of Science and Medicine, to be discussed later.
I don't care about Perry's politically motivated indictments against him.  I don't care if the air headed imbecile couldn't recall all three of the Cabinet departments he says he'd eliminate.  I do care that one of the two he did remember is actually one of the few existing Cabinet departments with actual Constitutional credibility.  And I do care about his practice of crony capitalism.


Being a preacher automatically makes Mike Huckabee better than all the lawyers.  He still exhibits core convictions of conservative common sense with his continued support of the Fair Tax Act.  For that reason, he should be posted as IRS Commissioner, with the primary duty of dismantling that bureaucratic behemoth as part of the Act's implementation.
Scott Walker of Wisconsin has shown himself to be a principled conservative who knows how to win elections in a very liberal state.  For his work against asinine unionization, he should be named Secretary of Labor, with the directive of downsizing that capitulation to trade unionism to be a division within the Department of Commerce, that aforementioned department with Constitutional credibility.
Chris Christie is just another bloated, blow hard barrister turned Obama butt kisser, who probably did as much as or more than any other individual in 2012, to assure Barry's reelection.  As an attorney, he has the credentials and chops to be an able Attorney General.  If he would accept such a presumptive appointment to be seventh in line to the Presidency, he could campaign to turn New Jersey and its fourteen electoral college votes to the R side.
Bobby Jindal has an extensive background in science and health care issues and is a principled conservative, who has done much to improve the state of the state of Louisiana.  He should be put forward as the last Secretary of Health & Human Services.   His primary function would be to reorganize the department into the Department of Science and Medicine, overseeing such as the US Public Health Service, NIH, CDC, EPA, and the Patent Office and headed by the U.S. Surgeon General, to be, thereafter a Cabinet level post.  That will take care of the present department's role in health,and the role of providing human services can revert back to the rightfully responsible: the individual, his or her neighbors, friends and family, the church and other charitable non-governmental organizations and the private sector.  At the end of the President's first term, when Jindal's task is complete, he should be moved to become Ambassador to the U.N., as the man I'll soon suggest for that posting will be ready to retire.
Former governor, Jim Gilmore could be helpful in turning Virginia back from blue, as part of the Carson campaign, as the presumptive Secretary of Homeland Security.  He is an Army veteran, serving as an officer in the Intelligence Corps and as an Army Counterintelligence Agent.

Though not part of the Presidential race this year, current Oklahoma Governor Mary Fallin, former Alaska governor and Vice-Presidential candidate Sarah Palin and Texas gubernatorial candidate Lisa Fritsch should be  publicly proclaimed as presumptive Cabinet officers.
Gov. Fallin, for her executive experience and time on the Congressional Transportation & Infrastructure Committee should be named to be the Secretary of Transportation.  Much of her duties would revolve around the reorganization of the department.  It would be responsible for overseeing the transport and transmission, through all media, of all persons, goods and communications. It would be the umbrella organization, under which would be such governmental entities as the FCC, the FAA, the NTSB, the Copyright Office, and the wholly revamped Postal Service to become the new U.S. Post Office, with the monetary mandate to show sufficient sales revenue to at least cover the operational costs of the mail.  In such a reorganization, she will be the Postmistress General, with Cabinet departmental seniority status returned to fifth in line.
Gov. Palin, for her mayoral and gubernatorial executive experience within the state perhaps most affected by actions of this department would be Secretary of the Interior.  Her primary function would be to, as quickly as possible, downsize and down grade the department to a Division of Domestic Affairs, within the State Department, equal to the Foreign Service.
Mrs. Fritsch is a liberal arts educated mother of two. She is a Tea Party conservative with committed Christian convictions, who opposes Common Core.  For these reasons, she should be named to be the last Secretary of Education.  If not totally eliminated, this department needs an total overhaul to a new mission of promoting education as a measurable service commodity in the marketplace, rather than remaining as an unaccountable atrocity that only throws tax payer dollars at special interest consituencies, like the NEA and the 'urban poor', while issuing New World Order directives, like Common Core and No Child Left Behind.  Sorry to say it, folks, but some children need to be left behind, becuase the only way to ensure that none are, is to hold back all of the children.  And every and any one with common sense knows what the core of education is.

The primary purpose for the Vice-President is to preside over the upper house of Congress.  For his Congressional experience in the last Congress to balance the budget; for his good work and positive approval rating in Ohio, a state that history tells us a Republican candidate must win to win the Presidential election, I posit that John Kaisich should be the Vice-Presidential running mate.
Now, for the Senators...
     Rick Santorum is mostly a lackey and a loser.  But he could perhaps help swing Pennsylvania and garner some Catholic support.  Let him campaign as the presumptive last Secretary of Housing and Urban Development, a loser and lackey Cabinet department, if there ever were one.  If not totally dismantled and done away with, it could remain as a small bureau within the Commerce Department.

All in all, I like Rand Paul, Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz.  I appreciate Rand's libertarianism, though he does tend to go overboard with it in his foreign affairs philosophy.  Rubio's youthful energy/ energetic youth is admirable, but does make him susceptible to party leadership manipulation.  Senator Cruz is, far and wide, the most supportable, as he has been truer to his word than maybe any politician in D.C.  I think that any one of them would make a much better President than the idiot we we have now or any of the idiots the Dummycraps/Demoncats are suggesting.  But I think that they will better serve the country where they are, trying to turn the Senate to libertarian conservatism, led by real Republicans, rather than Repulsicans and Rebooblicans.
  All in all, I hate Lindsey Graham.  For reasons relative to those that make me want to keep Rand, Rubio and Cruz in the Senate, I want Graham out of there. He is, next to his mentor, uber establishment RINO John McCain't Make Up His Mind If He's Liberal Or Conservative, Lindsey Graham is the epitome of Repulsican.  But he is a USAF colonel, even if it is only as a military lawyer and he is hawkishly conservative on defense issues and foreign policy.  Air Force Secretary or even Secretary of Homeland Security probably wouldn't be enough to lure him out of the Senate, especially since DHS is to be demoted from Cabinet level status, making its chief officer a Director, rather than a Secretary.  Secretary of Defense would put Graham sixth in line to the Presidency and would place him high in the President's Security Cabinet.
Finally , now for the private sector, non-politicians:
  With her extensive business background as a chief executive, with much experience in the realm of corporate reorganization, Carly Fiorina is the logical choice to be the most powerful and influential Secretary of Commerce, since Herbert Hoover was the third person to hold the post a hundred years ago.  She would oversee the departmental downsizings of Agriculture, Labor, HUD, Energy, Education, OMB and SBA.  In such a reorganization, she would be eighth in line to the Presidency.
   I was very excited when Donald Trump announced his candidacy.  As a billionaire businessman, he presents an alternative to the business as usual candidacies of lawyers turned lifelong politicians.  As a billionaire businessman, he is not beholden to special interest money men.  He is unabashedly bold, brash, brazen and wonderfully politically incorrect.  He shoots from the hip and takes no prisoners.  All valuable and viable qualities in the profit and loss world of free enterprise, where dollars and cents are the stakes.  Not necessarily so in the life and death realities of Federal governance.  Trump began to lose me with his taxation plan that is fundamentally the same as what the Dummycraps/Demoncats advocate.  He totally lost me when he denigrated the doctoring acumen of Ben Carson.
But those mostly positive qualities could and would be well utilized as Secretary of State.  I imagine Trump is too much of an egomaniac to accept such a posting, essentially working for someone else, but he would be a superlative voice to tell the rest of the world that needs to be told, often including the French, to French kiss our hairy, hemorrhoidal hiney hole.  It would make him the senior Cabinet member, part of every sub-Cabinet group and place him fourth in line to the Presidency.
 So, that obviously gives us Dr. Ben Carson for President.  There are SO many reasons that Dr. Carson should be the Candidate.  He is a man of decency, devotion to duty and Deity, and dedication to something bigger than himself.  He is a Reagan Republican, rather than another damned RINO, Repulsican or Rebooblican.  He is not another professional politician.  He did not seek the Office, until hundreds of thousands of Americans, this writer being one of the first ones,  petitioned him to do so, much in the same way that made George Washington our first President.  The gratuitous groundswell began pretty much immediately following his famous speech at the National Prayer Breakfast.
For those who believe that Dr. Carson is too soft spoken for the job, see it as quiet, reflective deliberation.  For those who believe that Dr. Carson doesn't have the leadership ability for the job, realize that he headed a major department in one of the world's foremost hospitals, being the youngest to do so.  For those who believe that Dr. Carson doesn't have the executive acumen for the job, remember what he accomplished and how he accomplished it, in performing the planet's first successful separation of craniophagus twins.  He assembled and led a team of nineteen surgeons and physicians, along with an extended support staff of nurses and technicians to perform the twenty-two hour procedure.  Though the operation did not necessarily result in the unqualified success of both twins living long and healthy, 'normal' lives, it did advance the science of medicine, particularly neurosurgery, so that later similar operations would meet those strict structures of success.  These are the type of life and death decisions with which Dr. Carson has dealt and with which a President might have to deal.
I'm reluctant to delve into such subject matter, but it is one of the 3 R's of American politics.   Dr. Carson's race is a positive reason to nominate and elect him.   Growing up in inner city Detroit in a single parent household, Dr. Carson is a real American Negroid, with real roots in the 'hood, unlike halfbreed Obama, who was primarily raised by his upper middle class, Caucasoid grandparents, after his indiscriminately promiscuous mother sent him to them in suburban Hawaii, at the demand of his Indonesian Muslim step father, since Baracka's Muslim Marxist father had abandoned him, returning to his homeland and Baracka's probable birthplace of Kenya.  Dr. Carson is the epitome of self-made man and the ability and possibility of rising above.  He could inspire Negroid and other minority citizens to see that it is truly true that in America anything is possible, including moving from poverty to the Presidency.  His nomination and election would make the incessant lie of Republican racism that is constantly communicated by the left wing establishment and lame stream media the obvious obfuscation that it is.   It might make it easier to remind those constituencies that it was a Republican President who started a war in the 1860's, which killed over a half million Caucasoid Americans, to end the enslavement of Negroids in America, and that it was a Republican Congress that passed civil rights legislation in the 1960's.  And it might give opportunity to remind us all that Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. was a registered Republican, as is his activist niece, Alveda.
 
But above all, Dr. Ben Carson is an honest, honorable, thoughtful, intelligent American, who has done all he could as a private citizen to make the American Dream a reality for himself and those with whom he has had personal contact, who will do all that he can as President  to make the American Dream a reality for all Americans.
And it would be cool to have a President sporting some facial hair for the first time in over a century..


  Dr. Benjamin Solomon Carson for President!!!!!