Thursday, June 22, 2017

Schut the Schit Up, Schumer!

 

Chuck E., you need to close your lying, cheating, thieving, conniving, shyster, charlatan lawyer turned professional party hack politician mouth!  All this crappola you insist on spewing about the Senatorial Republicans/Repulsicans/Rebooblicans writing their health care bill in private and secret because they're ashamed of it and because it is going to hurt Americans is just more dumb mass Dummycrap/Demoncat disingenuous misdirection and deceit.
Let's think back about eight years when you and the rest of the jerk off jackasses   were turning Congress and the country upside down writing the thousands of pages of Hussein O care, behind closed doors, through which no Republicans/ Repulsicans/Rebooblicans were allowed.  Let's remember the late night sessions to vote out of sight of watchful watchdogs.
Let us recall your fellow Demoncat, elitist MIT economist Jonathan Gruber, the architect of that mega-monstrosity stating that transparency was not possible for the bill to pass, as the stupidity of the American public was necessary for the legislation to become law of the land.


And let us PLEASE recall and remember your plastic faced Princess Pelosi with her famously infamous declaration that "We have to pass it to see what's in it!"

Now that the American electorate have put you political putzes in your proper place as the minority, it's time you were told a paraphrase of King Baracka's quotes early in his reign


"Elections have consequences, and at the end of the day, I won" and "We don't mind Republicans joining us.  They can come along for the ride, but they gotta sit in back. "
It is now time for you Demoncats and Dummycraps to realize that the Electorate has corrected their mistakes of 2006,  2008, and 2012.  It is now your turn to sit in the back and shut the farouk up.

Tuesday, May 16, 2017

What Does ABC REALLY Mean?

 
ALWAYS BROADCASTING CRAP!
That's especially true now, for the third place broadcasting network.   ABC Entertainment Group's president and affirmative action hero Channing Dungey, obvious dumb mass Dummycrap cancelled the one show the network aired that wasn't crap.
 
That show is , one of few, if any others aired by Always Broadcasting Crap, to regularly win the ratings competition in its time slot over the past six seasons.  Now Miiiiiz Dungey tells us that it is a business decision designed to manage failure.  She lumps Last Man Standing with such stink as , perhaps the stupidest, unfunniest piece of poop to be aired since Joe Namath and the Waverly Wonders.  Even on Last Man's coattails, this ridiculous romp that served no purpose other than putting a non-Caucasoid in a starring role, couldn't garner a gathering to save its Mongoloid life.
Miiiiiz Dungey also stipulates that Last Man's cancellation was influenced by scheduling necessities, as Always Broadcasting Crap wanted to change Fridays away from comedy.  Okay, fine, cancel one of your really stupid, laughably unfunny 'comedies', like
  or.

But we don't dare do away with a show that shows a Caucasoid family to be nothing more than dysfunctional, barely middle class morons.  Or a show that is nothing more than a Negroid Nirvana, or a homosexual haven, promoting every non-traditional value a bunch of drug doing drunkards can conceptualize.  We sure as hell can't keep a show depicting a high achieving Caucasoid family, when we have a new rap crap filled new Negroid Nirvana called The Mayor, which sounds like an incredibly weak and stupid copycat of Eddie Murphy's masterpiece The Distinguished Gentleman.  
Though the landslide majority of Last Man's Baxter family and their neighbors and coworkers is  Dummycrap Obamabots and Hitlaryites, the fact that dad Mike and youngest daughter Eve are staunch conservatives, with actual debate parries, rather than talking points, as is Tim Allen in his Trump supporting real life is just too much for Miiiiiz Dungey to tolerate.  She and her ilk in the Hollywood establishment, with their practice of black listing and black balling conservatives who make the mistake of openly admitting their political philosophy, remind me of a much maligned, and mostly wrongfully maligned historic figure from about sixty years ago.  Wish he had been tactically smarter, so that he may have been allowed to finish what he started.  But that's about the time political correctness got started.

So, farewell, Baxters.  Over the past six years, you have made me smile big and wide, laugh out loud, and look forward to one of only two watchable, worthwhile half hour slots on broadcast television each week.  And the other one surely as hell isn't on Always Broadcasting Crap.


Monday, May 15, 2017

100 Days Have Passed and My Hope Is Fading Fast

Don't misunderstand.  I still have the utmost faith in President Trump and know beyond any and every shadow of any and every doubt that he was a far superior choice over that fascist feminazi, bisexual blonde bimbo, Hitlary Clit-on.
 

He has accomplished some obvious good in his first three months plus in The Oval Office.
He has appointed and gotten confirmed a Cabinet of largely Constitutional conservatives with experience and expertise to do some good work for the country.

He has nominated and gotten confirmed Neil Gorsuch, a Constitutional originalist to the Supreme Court of the United States, to replace the similarly minded, late, great Justice Antonin Scalia.
 
Now, if we could get so lucky to have legislate from the bench, lunatic liberal octogenarians R.B. Ginsberg and little Stevie Breyer die or retire. maybe we could solidify Constitutional credibility to the highest level of our Judiciary.  Of course, it would be nice if Ginsberg had ANY honor, and moved to New Zealand, as she intimated during the campaign that she should, should Trump be elected.
 
As I have for years, I recommend Federal Appeals Court Judge Janice Rogers Brown.    You have to love and respect an American of her racial and gender demographics who is vehemently opposed to Affirmative Action, as she expressed as a California Supreme Court Justice. It would be interesting to see if Chuckie Schumer and his fellow Senatorial Demoncat Dummycraps would try to block her Supreme Court nomination, as they did for two years when President Bush nominated her to the Court of Appeals.  And those Demoncat Dumycraps included Barack Hussein Obama
 The photo that's still causing fuss, this time, on another continent: Sen. Barack Obama on a 2006 trip to Kenya.
There are any number of suitable candidates to replace wacky world view Breyer....former Texas Supreme Court Justice, Dale Wainwright, former US Attorney General and Texas Supreme Court Justice, Alberto Gonzalez.  I still like the thought of Ted Cruz on the Supreme Court, but he is needed SO much where he is in the US Senate, as one of only six A rated conservatives in that body.


And if we could somehow rid ourselves of that flip flopping, unprincipled, Constitution ignoring Chief Justice, John Roberts , we would be well served by the service of former Texas Chief Justice Wallace B. Jefferson, despite the WikiLeak reported rumor that labeled him as a potential pick of Hitlary's, should she have won. (Shudder).

Other accomplishments, that are as important, include the President's rolling back of stifling Obama era regulations, especially in areas like coal and steel production.  He is steadily improving our international status and relationships, especially with important allies, like Israel and even allied adversaries, like China.
As for all of this Russia horse crap that the lame street media constantly continues to propagate, it is just that...barnyard bull squeeze.  And it is in this arena wherein I'm losing some confidence in President Trump, as he seems to be losing the bravado and bobbasity for which so many of us voted.   When even a buffoon of a British bolshevik like Piers Morgan says that the American press is full of crap in dealing with President Trump, it is FULL OF CRAP!!! 
It is time for the President to not necessarily go back to his mantra of "fake news', but to blatantly label them as the blatant liars whom they are.  And remind the American people of what Mark Twain said: "If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed.  If you do read the newspaper, you're misinformed."  Of course, that quote could contemporize to include "watch telecast or cablecast news".

The President also needs to publicly proclaim in an unmistakable manner, that dumb mass Dummycraps and Demoncats on Capitol Hill, such as idiotic imbeciles like Marxist Maxine Waters, Marxist Muslim Keith Ellison and senile, socialist Senator Sanders need to just shut their sub-moronic Marxist mouths and move to the back of the bus, as their beloved Marxist Muslim Monarch Baracka Hussein O told the Congressional R's to do in 2009.
  

And more than anything, in matters from the Russian ridiculousness, to the Comey cockmamerie, to the rightfully executed travel ban, the President and his administration need to IMMEDIATELY cease cowtowing and capitulating to the liars and lunkheads on the left with stupid ass  moves like Attorney General Jeff Sessions recusing himself from what is beginning to look like everything.  

Mr. President, do you want to win back the trust in you and restore the hope for you that SO many of are still holding onto, if only by a cat's whisker?  Then quit being such a damned politician.  Tell the pissy ass politicians, particularly pussy boy Paul Ryan and Mayberry misfit Mitch McConnell to do the job that we elected their party members to do.
 
Like REPEAL Obamacare!  I never heard the words"and replace" in any campaign speeches or promises.  And I need to be working more than twenty-nine hours a week, you overpaid, underworked yabeaus.  Representative Ryan, do we need to replace you, as you replaced John Bonehead?  I'm thinking that Mark Meadows, of my home state would be an EXCELLENT Speaker of the House, as he has been being a superb chairman of the Freedom Caucus. 
Muddlehead Mitch, I'm thinking that it's about time to put your old ass out to pasture, too.  There are several Senators who are true Republicans, rather than Repulsican, like you.  You wouldn't be missed for a moment by real Americans if you were replaced by fellow Kentuckian Rand Paul, the Libertarian Senator, or Mike Lee, the most conservative Senator, or Tim Scott, the Negroid Senator.   These three represent a whole half of the Senators to whom Conservative Review gives an 'A' rating.  I'd suggest Ted Cruz, but I'm afraid that he is too polarizing.


Anyway, thank you Mr. President, for all that you have managed to get done, despite the overwhelming obstacles that I know are being thrown in front of you on a daily plus basis.  Please continue to do what you know is right for America.  DON'T GIVE UP!  DON'T SURRENDER!



Tuesday, April 18, 2017

And THIS Is A-STON-ishing!!


And what's even more amazing and astonishing are the apparent complexities and kookiness of copyright laws.  At least, that's what I'm assuming is the reason for one of Celtic Woman's most enjoyable and important songs not being on any of their concert DVD's, even though it's performed in concert and even posted on the internet.
Orinoco Flow was composed and performed by Enya in the late 1980's.  She is the superlative songstress who first introduced me, if not the entire Earth, to the magic and majesty of Celtic music.
  Celtic Woman's rendition of it during their South Bend concert is the most breathtakingly beautiful vocal and visual presentation of the song I've ever witnessed. Chloe, Lisa and Susan are all just spellbinding

The performance at Slane Castle by the original charter vocalists, Lisa, Maev and Orla, with full orchestral and choral backing is also magnificent and magical.  Like the later offering at Morris Performing Arts Center, it sadly isn't included on the concert DVD.   

It was also part of their Destiny concert, but not part of their Gramy nominated album.  Hmmmm...
Also part of their current Voices of Angels tour, wherein it is more simplistically, but still eloquently produced and presented, I wonder if it will be included in any possible DVD.  Hmmmm, again,



The New Ground/Isle of Hope Isle of Tears is perhaps the most important story telling song ever sung, relaying the story of Annie Moore, the Irish teenager who was the first immigrant processed through Ellis Island on its opening day of January 1, 1892.  Though maybe not precisely historically accurate, it tells well the story of Irish fortitude and courage.
It is included on the concert DVD from their Songs from the Heart concert at Powerscourt in 2009, with original vocalists Chloe and Lisa, along with newcomers Lynn Hillary and 'my beautiful cousin' Alex performing.
If the Celtic Woman powers who be decide to shoot a concert video of the ladies' current Voices of Angels tour, I do hope that they will include Eabha's celestial solo singing of it with the powerfully moving slide show behind her.


Monday, March 20, 2017

It Was A-MAAAAAAZ-ing!!!!!



After years upon years of love, love, loving the various combinations of women comprising Celtic Woman on TV, DVD and the internet, I got to see and hear them live in concert in the beautiful Belk Theatre within the Blumenthal Performing Arts Center in Uptown Charlotte.  I never thought that the present talent could meet that of past groupings.  WRONG!

Though Irish as Irish can be, Susan McFadden has that All-American blonde Barbie doll beauty and belts out a tune as well as and better than any vocalist I've ever heard, as she does with The Voice.  

All of the wondrous women of Celtic Woman have been breathtakingly beautiful, but diminutive Mairead Carlin is perhaps the purely prettiest of all and has a soprano range unsurpassed by any I've ear witnessed.  Her rendition of Ave Maria was spellbinding and soul soaring.

Eabha McMahon has a visual exoticism and vocal distinctiveness unlike any Celtic Woman to date. Backed by a wholly heartwarming/wrenching projected slide show, her performance of Isle of Hope... was perhaps and probably the most emotionally evocative song ever sung in my presence.


And Tara...sweet, new Tara McNeill....I may never feel the same symbiosis that I did for Mairead Nesbitt, but she is a multi-talented instrumentalist with a sweet, sweet smile.  And she presents the visual epitome of Celtic femininity.   

This tour is aptly named as these women are truly the voices of angels.  Their solos are celestial and their harmonies are heavenly.  And they have instrumental talents as well!  Beginning the second half of the show with Teir Abhaile Riu, Susan played spoons, Eabha blew a flute and Mairead squoze a mini squeezebox, along with Tara bowing her violin to everyone's delight.  I couldn't keep from chair dancing.  I apologize to the entire Celtic Woman ensemble for the audience being largely comprised of a bunch of stiffs.




It's hard to name highlights within a show when the entire show is a highlight of my life.  Briefly meeting and speaking with Piper Anthony Byrne was truly an unexpected thrill.  
Opening with a powerful arrangement of Mo Ghile Mear, presenting perhaps the most musically magical arrangement of Dulamon, causing overjoyous weeping with Walk Beside Me and closing with an encore performance of The Parting Glass, Celtic Woman WOWED! As did their band, during their couple of sans singers songs, featuring the most resonant and resounding percussion section, led by the super talented and fabulously funny Ray Fean.
 

I've not attended many live concerts in my life, and none compare to this.  I laughed.  I cried.  I stomped my feet and clapped my hands.  I jumped up and cheered.  I was transported.  It is a memory that I shall hold and keep near and dear for all my remaining days.  I just hope to God, Jesus and Mother Mary that somewhere along the tour, they shoot a concert in entirety for DVD release.
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