Monday, November 12, 2012
The Country Is Split. Let's Split It
The specific logistics of millions of citizens and embedded others migrating can be worked out easily enough. The broad generalities are self-evident in the above map. The red states can be the Republican States of America and the blue ones would be be the Democratic States of America. And before the Blues start crying The Blues about the Reds getting too much land, I'd remind them that the country is really color coded like this:
Starting in the east, the four D.C. suburban counties of Arlington, Fairfax, Loudoun and Prince William in northern Virginia shall be seceded from the rest of the commonwealth to become part of Maryland, or the new state of North Virginia or whatever. That new state could extend down the I-95 corridor, much like Mel Watts' 'black snake' Congressional district runs along I-85 here in North Carolina, to encompass Richmond and Henrico County, the commonwealth's other area of overwhelmingly Obamabotic liberalism.
NOTE: This state map is properly color coded, with Dummycrap/Demoncat counties depicted in communistic red.
Notice in the national map, that Florida is a unique hue of blue. Obama barely carried the state. It's governor, both of its legislative houses, and its Congressional delegation are Republican. Both of it senators would be if Demoncat Senator Nelson weren't such a master manipulator of the dumb masses. Get rid of the state's jerk head Jewish population, its idiotic elderly and the Angel Adams types with all of their baseborn bastard babies on welfare, Florida becomes red, red, reddest of them all..I'm reasonably sure that none of the Jews, elderly and Angel Adams' would mind being relocated to another warm clime, like southern California. New Mexico, or Hawaii, or some tropical US possession like Puerto Rico or the Virgin Islands, as long as they don't have to pay for the moving expenses. Of course, southeast Florida, including the Keys could be a non-contiguous, separated state unto itself, much like the Lunatic Left's beloved Gaza Strip. That way, all of those jerk headed Jews, other elderly idiots and all of the Angel Adams' wouldn't have to move. Of course, the area's large Cuban Hispanic population would want to relocate. Maybe they could exchange locales with the Obamabots in the Tampa Bay area. NOTE: This state map is properly color coded, with Dummycrap/Demoncat counties depicted in communistic red.
As for southeastern California, those thirteen counties which want to secede from The Golden State would be allowed to do so and join the RSA, allowing the RSA Pacific Ocean access. I'd like to hope that Long Beach might want to be annexed into Orange County and the RSA, as it is comparably more conservative than its northern neighbors in L.A County. The RSA would much more productively and profitably utilize that seaport than the DSA ever would.
. . It might be more representative to split the state along it's voting lines in this past election, changing the colors of Del Norte, San Diego, Imperial and San Bernadino Counties and letting Harry Reid loving, nutty, neighboring Nevada just annex Mono and Alpine Counties. I hate to surrender Del Norte County and its port city county seat, Crescent City to the DSA. It has been involved in secession talks with some of its neighboring northern California counties and and counties across the Oregon state line to form the new state of Jefferson, after our third President. There'd be no harm, I suppose, in creating a surrounded and isolated Gaza Strip type of state for the conservatives in the northwest, as I propose doing for the liberals in the southeast. And to prevent another liberal Gaza composed of the rest of Oregon and Washington state, the states of Idaho, Montana and North Dakota would need to give up a band of land along the Canadian border to form the new state of Imonkota to link liberal Washington and maybe more liberal Minnesota. I don't suppose that the RSA needs a border with Canada, other than the one with Alaska. There would be a direct link between Canada and Indiana through Lake Michigan, the only Great Lake fully within the borders of the United States. I suppose that that would necessitate declaring the middle of the lake to be international waters. NOTE: This state map is properly color coded, with Dummycrap/Demoncat counties depicted in communistic red.
wThe surrounded by red states Dummycrap states of Colorado and New Mexico create a quandary, relative to real estate contiguity. I hate to give up those two beautiful and bountiful states, but they have made their political preferences and proclivities obvious, with the exception of NM's great Governor Susan Martinez.
Maybe she'd want to move to Tampa Bay to work with the relocated Cuban Hispanics from Miami. The two states would be a modern day West Berlin of the Cold War era, without the need for a Berlin airlift.
From California, where this line of thought is perhaps most prevalent and pronounced, Governor Moonbeam's office pooh poohs the idea as 1860 secessionism. Maybe so. Maybe that's all that there is left to us in this 21st century Divided States of America. Maybe The Pledge of Allegiance is wrong...not about the "under God" part, but in the use of the word "indivisible", because of Baracka's decisive divisiveness.
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