If Mitt's Elected, Will He Live Through It?

It has been thirty years since an attempted Presidential assassination.  It has been fifty years since a successful Presidential assassination.  A friend and colleague recently remarked that he is convinced that Mitt Romney will be killed if he wins the election in November.  He thinks that it will be by some disillusioned constitutional conservative dismayed by Romney's unconstitutional and non-conservative governance.  I believe that such an act would more likely be committed by an Al Sharpton inspired New Black Panther or some other omni-idiotic Obamabot.
In either case, the importance of whom Romney has chosen to be his Vice-President magnifies voluminously.  Based on the functions and duties of the role of Vice-President, I still maintain that Jon Kyl is the most qualified American for that post.  He has stated an interest in the job given the proper President and the right circumstances.  He has affirmed no direct aspiration to the Presidency.  Does he, or would he have an indirect aspiration to ascend to that office in a case of the President's death?  As qualified as Kyl is to be Vice-President, is he a man for the job of President?  As Baracka 'Barry' Hussein has shown, anyone can hold the office.  Ably administrating the office is another matter entirely.
With the thought in mind that the next Vice-President may very well become President, I'm thinking once again that I need to update my opinion on whom Romney should pick as his running mate.  There is a man who is imminently qualified to be President.  He has publicly proclaimed, publicly popular specific policy positions.  He has real world, private sector adminstrative experience and expertise similar to and superior to Romney's.   He is likable, lovable, able, amiable and affable and would be a most positive presence on the campaign trail and would assure Obama's defeat.   He is Herman Cain.


If Romney were to make such a smart and sensible choice, the lies that ran Herman out of the Presidential campaign would have to be addressed.  Romney would have to publicly pronounce, that without his knowledge or approval, a member of his campaign staff found and financed Ginger White to slander Herman.  It would have to be pointed out most pointedly that Sharon Bialek and her communist c#^+ of a lawyer, Gloria All-Red were put in the public forum to prevaricate for the pusillanimous poltroons of the Obama administration and campaign. 
Yes, I know that I shouldn't use such terminology in describing such a bitch of a barrister as Gloria, and that it brings me down to the level of the name calling Demoncats and Dummycraps.  The difference is that I use it calmly and accurately, as opposed to that blowhard buffoon, Ed Schultz when he screamed that Laura Ingraham is a slut, or to any of the nonsensical, emotion based tirades of that thief, Bill Maher.  Laura is too upright and uptight to ever be a slut, whereas Gloria is a c#^+ who has used her c#^+ to get to where she is.  It is time for Repulsicans and Rebooblicans to realize that it is past time to plainly state the down and dirty facts about the lying likes of Barry and his butt buddy, Eric Holder and the rest of the demented Dummycraps and Demoncats in Congress, especially the omni-idiotic Obamabots of the Congressional Black Caucus, excluding Col. West, to publicly proclaim them to be the lying, cheating charlatans and thieving thugs or thuggish thieves whom they are.  Prim and proper, polite politics can not be practiced when the opposition is SO openly oppositional.
And the sexual harrassment allegations from Cain's stint as the President of the National Restaurant Association would need to be addressed as the bull crap and balderdash which they were, as were so many complaints of that kind during that period of litigation gone wild, thanks to the loads and likes of lying lawyers, like Miiiiiz All-Red. 
Of course, that vacates the cabinet position that I envisioned Herman filling.  So, as replacement for Herman as the most powerful and influential Secretary of Commerce since Herbert Hoover was the third man to perform the job about ninety years years ago, I'd pick a man whom it seems that most everybody hates to love, The Donald, Donald John Trump, Sr.


So, what about Senator Kyl?.  Do we let him retire into obscurity and lose his lifetime's experience, expertise, insight and intelligence?      He would be a great choice for Michele Bachmann and Orrin Hatch or Thad Cochran to appoint as Director of the CBO.

So, who then, should President Cain pick to be his Vice-President?  Hands down, no doubt about it, he should pick his friend, his mentor, his broadcasting colleague, his fellow Fair Tax proponent, and maybe the brightest man alive, Neal Boortz.
     

Cain and Boortz would convene a government that would make Americans proud, America prosperous and the world a better, safer place.  And they'd be a shoo-in for 2016, regardless of whom the Dummycraps and Demoncats ran against them.


Cain and Boortz might be the only two men alive who could and would be able, willing and wanting to save my country from its impending death, demise and decompostion, becoming just another slaughtered civilization in history's compost heap.